a critique on sour candies


I will take this time to expound on the most frivolous and beloved aspect of my life. Candy!

At least once a month I venture into various stores to try new sour candies. If they don’t taste good, I throw out the rest. Bad for the wallet, good for my five cavities.

I was joking with a friend this week about how some of our literary-endowed classmates were now subjugating themselves to Buzzfeed media crack.

I am not a stranger to the trend. Here is a top list of my favorite sour candies.

  1. Shockers: It’s rare to have a nice texture and pucker all the way through. Sadly, this product no longer exists.
  2. Strawberry straws: better than number 3 for tooth sensitivity reasons. Note that the good kind is not of the brand Sour Punch.
  3. Strawberry belts: too much surface area but fantastic flavor.
  4. Nerd ropes: The contrast of crunch to chew is what earns this candy its place here!
  5. Pulparindos: a Mexican favorite.
  6. Nothing else, really.

Honorable mention: Airhead Xtreme Sours. The recipe has changed in recent years to its downfall.

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